She doesn’t return my phone calls. I’d like them back, unopened.

“The most the average person probably reads in a day is a STOP sign or two. And …”

“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember m…”

“We need more upright citizens in this country. Everybody is just lying down as …”

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”