She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now al…”

“When I was a kid, I was just a boy. But that all changed by my 18th birthday. N…”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”

“It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I hav…”