She reeked of tenure

“Trent was Cincinnati's most eligible bachelor, still single because of me. He'd…”

“Her tiny hand gripped mine with a surprising warmth, and in a shocking wash of …”

“Tagged by a whiny little vamp," he said gesturing. "Rache, take this sword and …”

“Sunt qui discessum animi a corpore putent esse mortem. Sunt erras,”