She sucked my finger, and I licked the sleepy seeds out of the corner of her eye. Ah, foreplay.

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”

“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”

“I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I…”

“My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m dr…”