She told me she has her eye on me, so I said, And what do you have your other eye on?

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage…”

“I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on t…”

“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. Bu…”

“Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And …”