She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn and walk away?

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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“An empty bag of chips would make a great sleeping bag, if it were larger. Or if…”

“There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad …”

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cat…”