She tried to steal the desert. She’s guilty. Look no farther than her camel toe.

“To choose to chew, rather than converse with my fellow dinner guests, was the c…”

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
”

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“If I could fly, life would be amazing. But paraplegic people say the same thing…”