She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sure, I can give you a fence.

“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV…”

“A blanket could be used as a TV screen. How? No—why? Even better—why not? Why n…”

“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference…”

“I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birt…”