She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.

“I might have hasked a question..., except that 1. I didn't know what it was, an…”

“I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad t…”

“There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or s…”

“You're just not a soldier. You're a...you're a nerd. I mean, even the way you w…”