Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go down one flight of stairs and then come back up? Same destination, same distance, same amount of work, but two different paths. Who knows, I might find love on one path. Probably the path I don’t choose. 


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“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

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“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold…”