Silence! I kill you!

“Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno…”

“Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never b…”

“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dea…”

“jose jaliopinio on a stick" do you like bmw's (big mexican weman)”