Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.

“Yes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Re…”

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with …”

“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to tea…”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is not…”