Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

“She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the…”

“That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting insi…”

“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I thin…”

“That wasn't so bad. She said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin. What was it?T…”