Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much a…”

“When someone loves you, there's nothing they won't do for you. When they stop l…”

“Because that’s what unfaithfulness is, isn’t it? A cancer that’s always there i…”

“Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there i…”