Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no p…”

“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a heart…”

“I lit my loneliness on fire like it was a cigarette. But I didn’t smoke it, bec…”

“I don’t like sleeping, but I do like watching the inside of my eyelids. That’s …”