Smiling is the way the soul says hello. Obviously a frown means goodbye. Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s what my soul is saying right now.


“You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it…”

“Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.”

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you e…”

“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “S…”