So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

“Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and ev…”

“Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny s…”

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in de…”

“Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you…”