So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, except instead of giving life, I was wasting mine.

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“I worry about identity theft. What’s to stop somebody from cloning me to drain …”

“I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and…”

“Sometimes I give automated responses to people without even listening to what t…”