So you've been gone a couple days,' Alison said. 'Hmm, what'd you miss...A celebrity did drugs. Politicians disagreed. A different celebrity wore a bikini that revealed a bodily imperfection. A team won a sporting event, but another team lost.

“What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not …”

“and on that thin-mooned night, I could see little more than her silhouette exce…”

“The truth resists simplicity.”

“Margo's beauty was a kind of sealed vessel of perfection--uncracked and uncrack…”