Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

“They pointed out that the friendship between the two artistes had always been a…”

“The silly ass had left the kitchen door open, and I hadn't gone two steps when …”

“A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good…”

“Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.”