Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

“People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close togethe…”

“Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here ar…”

“One minute was enough, Tyler said, "A person had to work hard for it, but a min…”

“My gold­fish and me, both of us are just here swim­ming in one place.”