Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighborhood protection. They weren’t mafia, but they were wearing togas.

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up…”

“Mr. and Mrs. Foster are not my foster parents. Also, they’re not even married t…”

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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