Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.

“If I were facing a firing squad, I’d ask them to hold on just one second, becau…”

“I was looking for a reassuring hand to hold and steady my own, and I finally fo…”

“I wear a helmet when I write, because if you’re doing it right, writing is dang…”

“Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun…”