Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.

“I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I …”

“Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen,…”

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what …”

“If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would t…”