Sometimes being human sucks.

“Everything I could want in eternity is possible because of you," he thought, an…”

“Once upon a time there was a girl.""Not a princess?!""No, definitely not! She w…”

“He pulled something out of his pocket and tried to stick it in her arm. A needl…”

“Can I join you at lunch?" She paused. "You have every other day." He laughed, a…”