Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy.

“The Tezuman Empire in the jungle valleys of central Klatch is known for it orga…”

“There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads…”

“Few religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on the planet Earth th…”

“Oh, we're always all right. You remember that. We happen to other people.-Nanny…”