Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.

“I can feel the weight of her love. It feels like a purse on my shoulder. When i…”

“Getting a rejection letter from a place you’ve been thinking about is bad enoug…”

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”

“If I only ate popsicles, I wonder if I’d rather freeze or starve to death. Free…”