Sometimes I wish I were someone else. Times like those I borrow somebody else’s nametag. I make love like Todd. At least Today I do.

“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just comm…”

“I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years fro…”

“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”

“The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eati…”