Sometimes I’ll read a book and feel it was written just for me. Then I’ll flip the book over to look at the cover to see who wrote it, only to discover that it feels like it was written for me because it was written by me.

“I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.”

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then…”

“The best description of this book is found within the title. The full title of …”

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal G…”