Sometimes I'm not nice for a reason. It's a way to find out what someone's made of.

“They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-la…”

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could m…”

“Getting to a higher spiritual level is like increasing your credit score. You g…”

“I was..sorry that you had been in prison camp..""A reassuring sentiment, coming…”