Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going anywhere.

“I am excited to report that I may have gotten a job as an elevator attendant. I…”

“I wouldn’t mind politicians lying to me, stealing from me, or senselessly makin…”

“Sometimes I write about the forest, sometimes I write about the trees, and occa…”

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say,…”