Sometimes love feels thinner, even though it’s the same width as before.

“A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start yo…”

“Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And …”

“Sandwiches come in shrink-wrap—therefore, I must masturbate with gloves on. Lun…”

“When all the trees are dead, I’ll be there, drinking freshly squeezed orange ju…”