Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.

“The girl I am in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry, or go to Jax …”

“Cap’n is the cuddliest cat this side of the rabbit hole. He’s like a furry lump…”

“On my list of things to be when I grew up was a character in a Gary Larson comi…”

“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”