Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned on it. You must find it and bring it to justice.

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

“Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing…”

“I’m one washing machine away from throwing in the towel. But I’m not a quitter.…”

“If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell …”