Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”

“A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like…”

“Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.”

“If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Brin…”