Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big bucks for.

“I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.”

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“A smile is like a simile, if you have a mouth like a metaphor. That would make …”

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which …”