Stating the obvious is not interesting.

“Shall I carry you in the house, or drop the knight with a raging hard on routin…”

“He responded by tsking before he caught both wrists in one hand. His free hand …”

“It was no way to think about her best friend’s boyfriend. But every time she sa…”

“Don’t you ‘baby’ me, you backwoods barbarian. I'm not settling for bringing you…”