Stop shrugging, shrugger.

“Scary, isn't it? But what wonderful thing didn't start out scary?”

“Ich sehne mich nach Ausrufezeichen, aber ich ertrinke in Ellipsen.”

“I sigh inside, so exhausted by these ugly questions, but when did a monster eve…”

“After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I…”