Straight people are crazy

“Words just confused things -- when they held each other like this, it made so m…”

“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be th…”

“He gave Evan a glance. “Unless you want to do something else.”“That's a line? S…”

“Do me a favor, elope when you’re forty.” Evan sighed as he walked over to where…”