Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.

“Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruc…”

“There are exactly thirteen letters in my name, and there are also thirteen lett…”

“When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the b…”

“If I were king, I wouldn’t pay you the money I owe you. I’d give you a far more…”