Sunny days are the perfect days to spy on people. Especially at night (offer only valid for residents of Alaska).

“I don’t like chili, unless I’m wearing a jacket.”

“I think homeless people, like rainwater, are better off in street gutters, rath…”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“If you can hear me, brush your teeth as a sign and signal. This will let me kno…”