Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs!

“You can borrow my two-carat diamond stud earrings," Aphrodite said. I stopped a…”

“I mean, like I needed the stress of a fight with slutty Ms. Thinking-She's-All-…”

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“Actually, the zapping light was kinda like Sookie’s fairy-light-thing. Do you t…”