Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.

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“The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite.
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“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. H…”

“Question for your life: If we were to kiss passionately for 30 minutes, would y…”