Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must be profitable.

“My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much …”

“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to ke…”

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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“When I told her my love would stop her tears from falling, she started laughing…”