Thank God for the second amendment.

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”

“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullet…”

“So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I…”