Thanks, but my name is Gracias.

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”

“I ate a slice of humble pie, and it tasted like apples.”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”

“After a lot of stalling and posturing, I finally admitted I had feelings for he…”