That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

“I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for…”

“Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s …”

“When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not …”

“Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be t…”