That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.

“Do we have free will, or do the mass media and our culture control us, our desi…”

“people had been working for so many years to make the world a safe, organized p…”

“Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.”

“Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on God's table. You're already shame spiralli…”