The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.

“I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the p…”

“The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting sk…”

“Instead of breaking people down, try building them up. Every person is a brick,…”

“Where was I last night? I don’t remember myself. I mean I remember me—I didn’t …”