The ability to gauge intelligence is itself a form of intelligence. Monkeys don’t ponder how smart monkeys are. Ditto for politicians.

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots …”

“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwal…”

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could expe…”

“An award winner recommended and commended someone’s work, and that someone late…”